You've overclocked your graphics card and water-cooled your processor but there's still something missing from your custom gaming PC.
Oh you silly sausage, you've only gone and forgot to install a toaster!
Thankfully US PC retailer CrazyPC is offering just that – a toaster that's designed to be installed in a PC's 5.25 inch drive bay.
It requires a USB port and 4-pin molex connector to work and will dump the hot air out of the back of the case providing you've got a free PCI slot. The included Windows software allows users to control the length of the toasting process and the heat intensity. There's also a tray for collecting the crumbs.
The site usefully specifies that toast is sold separately.
Thanks to Mike Jennings for the spot.
UPDATE: Twitter user Ironhammers claims that the toaster isn't real. And with that our dreams were shattered.