We solemnly announce that we here at the Excalibur Publishing offices have been overrun by the almighty Lizard King Gorg and his army of minions. With laser rifles pressed to our fore-heads we are being forced to publish a game based entirely around Gorg and just how unstoppable he is. In light of this fact, he has named
the game ‘ Unstoppable Gorg’. After already conquering the internet and online digital download market with an insurmountable meta-critic score of 74, his bid for world domination doesn’t end there. He now desires to infiltrate the retail industry in his own revered box to gloat about his unstoppable-ness to as many people as
The Lizard King Gorg has made his ransom very clear. If we (at the offices) are to survive this terrible ordeal, he requires you to maximise press coverage throughout the kingdom. Consumers purchasing this product will be rewarded with an exclusive poster featuring the almighty Gorg. Please find it in your hearts to follow these
orders, for all of our lives depend on it!
The game itself will be released under our budget brand ‘Extra Play’ at a very reasonable price-point of £9.99 and for those of you that would like to carry on living when the Lizard King Gorg rules the world, we look forward to receiving favourable coverage in your Earth press.
About Excalibur Publishing Limited
Excalibur Publishing, Extra Play and First Class Simulations form the publishing labels of Contact Sales Ltd. Contact Sales are proud to be the only independent UK owned publisher with a high street presence both at home and overseas. Excalibur Publishing offers a mix of engaging stand alone PC games and PC simulations such as UK Truck Simulator, Farming Simulator 2011, the Fritz Chess series, Theatre of War and is no stranger to the UK sales charts. A range of titles can be found at retail stores throughout Europe and all of the major UK retail outlets including; PC World/Dixons, Game, independent stores and online at Amazon and Play.com.
About Headup Games
Headup Games GmbH & Co. KG is an independent games publisher located near Cologne in Germany. Together with its partners Headup Games focuses on complete customer satisfaction to deliver gameplay experience second to none. Since its foundation the company has published over 50 SKU’s, including many
projects from young, ambitious indie-developers, where much potential and creativity has been demonstrated.
The portfolio features high-quality games such as Super Meat Boy, The Binding of Isaac, Terraria, Limbo, Archon: Classic, The Tiny Bang Story, Trapped Dead, Grotesque Tactics, Q.U.B.E., Bridge Constructor and Frozen Synapse.
Title: Unstoppable Gorg
Publisher: Extra Play
Genre: Tower Defense game
Street Date: 22nd June
Format: PC DVD-ROM
Trade & press: http://www.contact-sales.co.uk/UnstoppableGorg.htm
You Tube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pf8A_28OKI