It is with the utmost PLEASURE and a sense of great PRIDE that we, the legally appointed REPRESENTATIVES of the Mandus Meat Processing Company, present to you on this most glorious day of OUR LORD, 31st October 2012, a BRAND NEW and NEVER BEFORE SEEN trailer for Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs, being a computer game for PC and MAC of a peculiarly and particularly dark quality, to be released early in the year of 2013.
You may also find herein, for your viewing pleasure, a small selection of screenshots from the AFOREMENTIONED game. As dedicated and enthusiastic followers of both the nature and evolution of the computer game and ALL IT FORBODES for our descendants, we urge you to put the DIRE WARNINGS that may be inferred from the contents of this trailer to the masses using all the WONDER and POWER of the WORLD WIDE WEB at your disposal. For is it not our great responsibility to those LESS ABLE and LESS FORTUNATE than ourselves, the laggardly and lost, those adrift from Mr Darwin’s grand architectures of life, to herd them gently into the corridors of progress, and away from those things which LURK ever about us, just shy of the lights of our GREAT ENGINE, civilisation.
Do with it as you will. Only know this: the swine are rising.
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