News Release For Immediate Release
Hampstead, NC, 13 July 2007
It's Friday the 13th, which to some means a day to be afraid of black cats, walking beneath ladders, and the fear of being attacked by roving bands of undead vegetarian cossacks! It doesn't have to be though! Thanks to the Shrapnel Games Eight Year Anniversary, this Friday the 13th can be your best one yet! Keep reading to learn how we can put the super-awesome back in your 13th!
The first thing you'll need is a connection to the Internet. If you do not have one you can easily gain access to the Internet by going to your local library, or by borrowing someone's laptop at your local Starbucks (or insert other local wi-fi spots here). Don't worry, most folks don't mind letting you use their computer, and if they do, they're obviously self-absorbed jerks and you should spit in their coffee, or rub their cinnamon roll on your crotch. This is actually also another way to get to an Internet connection, because police vehicles have laptops and it's now the law that not only do you get one phone call, but you also get one website address to visit. It's on Wikipedia, so it must be true.
Now that you're connected to the Internet you'll want to point your browser to:
Once there, you'll be experiencing our month-long special anniversary pages, guaranteed to be packed with all the vitamins and minerals a growing body needs! We have an ongoing developer meet and greet, and if you flip on over to page two of the special anniversary pages we are now featuring an interview with founder and president Tim Brooks. This interview was conducted recently by a member of the local press and is chock-full of interesting facts that you've been dying to hear, such as if we can expect a Dominions MMORPG anytime soon. Magic Eight-Ball sez…check out the interview!
We'd also like to take a moment to remind you that there's massive savings to be had over at the Shrapnel Games' e-store, the Gamers Front, in conjunction with our anniversary. All titles that are normally $40 or more are $9 off, all titles between $30 and $39.95 are $6 off, and everything else is $3 off. You can find all the discounts in one
handy place by going to:
If you're in a cop car just open it up with a new tab to not violate the whole "one website" visit.
The sale runs until July 22nd, so you have a little over a week left to take advantage of the discounts. We ship globally; civilian or military address, it's all good.
Leaving on a serious note, we just wanted to extend a heartfelt thanks to all that have made Shrapnel Games what it is! Stay tuned for more excitement in the coming months!
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For all other information, please contact:
Timothy W. Brooks
PO Box 488
Hampstead, NC 28443