THE INTERNET– Croteam and Devolver Digital have announced that from May 12 th– 16 th all things Serious Sam HD will be marked down 75 percent on Steam, a move bound to create tension between top financial executives at publisher Devolver Digital and the rest of the company.
“I can’t believe you idiots are selling some top-tier premium content like Serious Sam HD for a few bucks,” said Fork Parker, Devolver Digital CFO.“I’ve been known to pay more than that for a tug job out behind the racetrack.”
During the controversial sale Serious Sam HD: Gold Edition will be priced at a racetrack friendly price of $9.99. The complete Gold Edition includes Serious Sam HD: The First Encounter and The Second Encounter, along with classic versions of both, to satiate your throwback FPS needs until the arrival of Serious Sam 3: BFE later this summer. For gamers not into combo packs Serious Sam HD: The First Encounter and Serious Sam HD: The Second Encounter will be marked down to $3.75 and $4.99 respectively.
When asked to comment, Croteam Lead Designer Davor Hunski responded.“Please leave me alone, we’re working on Serious Sam 3: BFE.”
For more discussion about tug jobs and melting panties follow Fork Parker at twitter.com/ForkParker. Or Croteam at twitter.com/Croteam. And Serious Sam at twitter.com/SeriousSamIAm. And at facebook.com/SeriousSamFan.
/Yay social media.
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