Tucson, AZ: “POSTAL III, the outrageous third installment in the legendary POSTAL franchise is finally coming to town” said Vince Desi, scary mall Santa and RWS CEO.
Not even an Al Gore weather forecast could have predicted the difficulties in seeing this project through. When we started development, Cheney was President, Bin Laden was rubbing his magic lamp to bad Pakistani pr0n and Obamacare wasn’t but a dream of an inexperienced community organizer. “Oh how the world has changed” Desi continued; “Peace, Joy and POSTAL III to everyone around the world”.
The RWS unrated edition of POSTAL III with masterpiece box artwork is now available for pre-order at www.postalgames.com. This is the ONLY place you can get the boxed hardcopy edition.
Note: If this press release sucks it’s because we had to write it ourselves. Our dearest friend, Editor and original RWS member Bill “The Game Doctor” Kunkel passed away this past September. We’d like to honor Bill and the Postal Dude’s best friend Champ (who also passed away earlier this year) by proudly self publishing POSTAL III in their memory.
All of us here at RWS are blessed and we wish you and yours the very best of health and happiness this holiday season. Thanks to the greatest video game fans in the world!
For more information on POSTAL games and gear, visit www.runningwithscissors.com.
Running With Scissors develops and publishers outrageous games just for the hell of it. Contact Vince Desi at 520 907 1010, firstname.lastname@example.org POSTAL III TM, The POSTAL Dude TM, Champ TM and Running With Scissors SM are Trademarks and Service Marks of RWS, Inc.