You lug boxes of stock around the store and punch prices into the till, but do you dream of lugging heavy men in spandex and punching them into submission?
Well, we can't make that happen. But we can bring you closer to the lyrca-clad behemoths you idolise.
MCV and THQ is giving retailers the chance to win tickets to next year's UK WWE Live tour, plus a copy of WWE '13 signed by CM Punk and a boatload of wrestling goodies.
To enter, all you have to do is create your own wreslting persona.
But if you really want to impress us, sign up for the free Twitter video service Tout and use it to create your own intro or smack-talking video. Email those in too, or share them on Twitter with @MCVOnline or @simonjmiller - don't forget the hashtag, #MCVBeOnTheBox.
Still not enough to truly realise your wrestling fantasies? No problem. Feel free to send us your costume design, catchphrases, special moves, intro speech – anything that will help us understand the rassler you were born to be.
The full prize includes:
- A copy of WWE '13 signed by wreslting superstar CM Punk
- Tickets to the next WWE Live tour, due in April 2013
- CM Punk's 'Best in the World' Blu-ray/DVD
- A CM Punk T-shirt and wristbands
- A bottle of JR's BBQ sauce
- A WWE goody bad packed with posters, stickers and more
The prize can be donated to a charity of the winner's choice.