Shag A Gamer. Yes, there’s a new dating website called Shag A Gamer.
The site is run by the people behind Date A Gamer and apparently “helps lots of single gamers hook up with sexy gamer girls and geeky guys who all want just one thing.”
It adds: “Our site is perfect for people who don't want commitment and just want to blow off some steam. Joining Shag a Gamer is easy and users get full access to our database of hot gamer girls and guys who are looking for another gamer to shag. If you want to have sex with a gamer then look nowhere else.
It doesn’t end there.
“Quite simply we are the best at matchmaking thousands of Gamers,” the site continues. “We are the same people behind Date a Gamer and we are the UK's biggest destination for single gamers and geeks.
So when users are looking for a site to find the hottest gamer girls or the biggest number of gamers, that's why we are many people's number one choice. Joining our site is very quick and easy and you will get immediate access to our sexy singles looking for sex. There's no commitment, no fuss and you get to have gamer sex with the girls or lads that rock your boat. What's not to like?”
Membership costs £19.99 a month. We have no idea what you get for that.
Is this how the world ends?